FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

ALL THE FUN OF SPEED DATING FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR COUCH!

1. IS IT ANN-NUH, OR AH-NA?

IT'S ANN-NUH. IT RHYMES WITH BANANA.

2. AND YOUR LAST NAME IS PRONOUNCED...?

DOW-WUH-HAIR. IT'S SPELLED PHONETICALLY- DON'T OVERTHINK IT.

3. YOU'RE A COMEDIAN- SO YOU'RE FUNNY, RIGHT?!

I'D LIKE TO THINK SO.

4. TELL ME A JOKE!

DESPITE THE FACT IT'S THE 21st CENTURY, SOME PEOPLE VEHEMENTLY BELIEVE THE EARTH IS FLAT. NOT FUNNY, BUT UNFORTUNATELY TRUE.

5. WHO ARE YOUR INFLUENCES?

 

CAROL BURNETT, GILDA RADNER, LILY TOMLIN, AND  JENNIFER SAUNDERS (TO NAME A FEW)

6. ANY FUN PARTY TRICKS?

I CAN STICK MY LEG BEHIND MY HEAD.

7. SHOW ME ;)

NOT THAT TYPE OF WEBSITE. BUT ALSO SIXTY DOLLARS ON VENMO.

8. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES OR TV SHOWS?

MOVIES: SPIRITED AWAY, PULP FICTION, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, PRINCESS MONONOKE

TV SHOWS: CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND, WYNONNA EARP, FREAKS AND GEEKS, ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS

9. WHAT SUPERPOWERS WOULD YOU WANT?

 

SELFLESSLY, THE ABILITY TO HEAL ON CONTACT. SELFISHLY, MEAT VISION.

10. AND FINALLY, A QUOTE TO LIVE BY :

"LOOK AT YOUR LIFE THROUGH HEAVEN'S EYES" -PRINCE OF EGYPT